Hillary Reacts To Eliot Spitzer's Reversal on Licenses for Illegal Aliens

Hillary Reacts To Eliot Spitzer’s Reversal on Licenses for Illegal Aliens  

 Satire by John W. Lillpop

Just as Hillary Clinton and her campaign staff were putting the final touches on her non-answers, half- answers, and outright lies for the Thursday debate in Las Vegas, the breaking news came roaring at them: Governor Eliot Spitzer had just ‘pulled a Hillary’ by flip flopping on the issue of licenses for illegal aliens.

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Never at a loss to deal with any contingency, Hillary’s team immediately shifted into “spin” cycle and issued the following press release:

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE FROM THE OFFICE OF SENATOR CLINTON:

“As I indicated in response to Tim Russert’s misleading question during the last debate, I understand why Governor Spitzer took the actions that he did.

“I did not say that I agree, or disagree, with the governor. It’s just that I understand why he acted.

“Above all else, I believe that the entire issue is the fault of the Bush administration for failing to implement comprehensive immigration reform.

“Which is not to say that I believe comprehensive reform is, or is not, necessarily a good thing. Illegal immigration is a very complex issue that needs to be studied extensively, rather than answered in a 30-second sound bite.

“As the greatest president in U.S. history, to date that is, once famously said, ‘It depends of what the definition of is is.’

“Which is not to say that I agree, or disagree, with Slick Willie, which is what Chelsea and I call the former president, among other things.

“Is Is is also a very complex question that needs study rather than a hasty answer.

“Which is not to say that I agree, or disagree, with hasty answers.

“The bottom line is that until schizophrenic voters make up damn their minds on illegal aliens in a way that can be measured in a low risk campaign poll, my position will remain fluid and flexible in order to effectively identify and respond to the desires of the American people.

“Which is not to say that I actually give a tinker’s dam about what the unwashed masses think or desire!”

Executed in Good Faith and Rare Candor,

Senator Hillary Clinton

Oklahoma! Where Illegal Means ILLEGAL!

By John Lillpop

As of November 1, 2007, Oklahoma is the beacon of light and hope for those seeking escape from liberal-begotten insanity when it comes to illegal aliens.

That is so because U.S. District Judge James H. Payne denied a request for a Preliminary Injunction against H.B. 1804, Oklahoma’s common sense bill for dealing with the out-of-control invasion by illegal aliens.

As a result, H.B. 1804 is now the law of the land in Oklahoma. Let the self-deportations and state-assisted deportations begin!

Are you listening Eliot Spitzer and Hillary Clinton?

During the Democrat debate on October 30, Mrs. Clinton was asked her view on Governor Spitzer’s idiotic deal to give driver’s licenses to illegal aliens.

Clinton replied by asking, ” What is the governor supposed to do? He is dealing with a serious problem.”

Answer: What part of ILLEGAL do you and Prince Eliot not understand, Hillary?

Enforce the damned law!

As a former prosecutor and now the top law enforcement official in the state of New York, Governor Spitzer should be leading the charge to demand that ICE round up and deport illegal aliens, instead of licensing criminals to drive.

Enforce the damned law, Eliot!

Perhaps Governor Spitzer and Senator Clinton should visit the great state of Oklahoma to discover just how the rule of law and a passion for serving the interests of American citizens can be combined to mitigate the cancer of illegal immigration.

Hint, hint: If one is serious about stopping and reversing illegal invasions, one does not reward invaders with driver’s licenses, public services and other perks paid for by taxpayers!

Enforce the damned law, Governor Spitzer and Senator Clinton!

But will H.B. 1804 work?

The answer is provided by the Rev. Miguel Rivera, president of the National Coalition of Latino Clergy and Christian Leaders, who said the following:

“I know 25,000 or more of my Latino people have been afraid and they have left this state.”

Although Rivera did not mention the fact that those leaving were illegal aliens, the point is obvious: H.B. 1804 was working perfectly even before it officially became law!

A message to all elected representatives and senators in the U.S. Congress, President Bush, and the people’s servants in the several states:

Americans want enforcement of U.S. borders and existing immigration laws, not amnesty or a path to citizenship for invaders.

In other words, let’s do as they do in Oklahoma:

Enforce the damn laws!

Comprehende?