Seize Money Being Sent to Mexico to Pay for Services Stolen by Illegal Aliens!

Illegal aliens steal public services from American taxpayers every day.

This thievery is most harmful to America’s health care system because hospitals and medical clinics all across America are forced into bankruptcy as a result of providing free services to illegal aliens. Closure of such facilities reduces the health care options and access for those who belong here.

But while invaders dump their medical bills on the backs of American taxpayers, between $30-40 billion is sent back to Mexico every year.

Let me repeat:  Illegal aliens dump the cost of medical care on the backs of American taxpayers, but send $30-40 billion back to Mexico every year!

Want to fix health care?  Start by seizing  funds being sent to Mexico and use said funds  to pay medical bills incurred by illegal aliens!

Pelosi's Iraq Solution: Make Love, Not Jihad!

For Immediate Release

(Baghdad)—The following press release was just issued by the Office of Nancy Pelosi, Speaker of the U.S. House:

While meeting with Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki in Baghdad this weekend, Speaker Nancy Pelosi presented her program for ending the violence and for making Iraq a respectable, civil nation in the world community.

Speaker Pelsoi titled her program “Make Love, Not Jihad.” The Pelosi program is patterned after the City Charter in San Francisco and includes the following recommendations:

Gun Control

Iraq’s violence is a direct result of easy access to all sorts of killing tools. The government must outlaw all weapons of mass destruction, IEDs, handguns, shotguns, rifles, machine guns and all other firearms. No exceptions.

Declare Iraq a “Terror-Free” Zone

San Francisco pioneered the “Nuclear-free” zoning concept several years ago to alert the world that The City is completely free from nuclear weapons and should not be attacked. That policy has worked beautifully, because there have been no nuclear incidents since the declaration was codified into San Francisco’s City Charter.

Using the same logic, Iraq should declare itself a “terror free” zone and then just relax and wait for the insurgents and coalition forces to leave.

Reduce “Pressure” on Iraq’s Borders

President Bush advised the American people during his State of the Union address that the illegal immigration problem, which is crippling America, is the result of too much “pressure” on America’s borders.

Iraq is in a similar situation as it works to keep Iranians, Syrians, and other troublemakers from crossing the borders into Iraq.

Taking some of the “pressure” off Iraq’s borders should solve this problem almost immediately. Please contact President Bush for more tips and information.

Make Suicide Bombing a Capital Offense

This heinous crime must be made illegal, punishable by death.

Eliminate Death Penalty

With the exception of suicide bombers, the death penalty should be eliminated. It is barbaric and archaic, and is a leading cause of “cruel and unusual punishment” in Iraq.

Diversity and Tolerance Workshops

Sunnis and Shiites in Iraq need to focus on their similarities rather than their differences. Diversity and tolerance workshops will teach them to respect and love each other, and to focus on a common objective: Killing infidels!

A special outreach program should be established to bring disenfranchised gays and lesbians into mainstream Islam.

Reduce Dependence on Foreign Revenues, Stop Global Warming

George W. Bush and big oil interests in America have forced Iraq into becoming almost totally dependent on foreign revenue for income. Selling oil for profit also exacerbates the global warming crisis, as oil is the mother’s milk of the combustion engine and pollution.

Iraq should abandon its oil fields and start growing opium and marijuana. Experienced San Francisco horticulturists are available to help get this business sector started.

Higher Taxes, Redistribution of Wealth

Iraqis are not sacrificing enough and sacrifices are not shared equally. Thus, a universal tax increase is needed immediately.

In addition, a progressive tax structure is needed to level the playing field between Jihadists with money and those without. Again, San Francisco’s tax collector can provide valuable help.

Abortion on Demand: A Fundamental Female Right

One of the major reasons for Iraq’s pathetic status as a third-world disaster is the fact that fifty percent of the national talent, energy, initiative, and intelligence is all but ignored.

Specifically, Iraq undervalues and stymies the development, education, and advancement of women. For Iraq to progress to the 21st century, Iraqi women must be emancipated from the male mindset that says, “Keep women barefoot, pregnant, and in the kitchen.”

Making abortion on demand both legal and free is essential to reversing the misogynist hatred that is keeping Iraq mired in the 7th century.

Universal Health Care

Anyone who watches the evening news with any regularity can see that the great masses of Iraqi people suffer immensely from the lack of affordable health care. Indeed, the people look haggard, emaciated, and lacking in dental care.

Iraq must implement a universal health care program for all people, including insurgents and others in the nation illegally. This humanitarian program can be funded by raising the cost of oil exported to America by $25 a barrel.

Such a price increase would reduce demand in America and would eventually reduce global warming as well! Al Gore can provide more information on this brilliant idea.

Speaker Pelosi concluded her presentation by wishing Prime Minister al-Maliki well, and by expressing her sincere hope that someday Baghdad will be known as “San Francisco in the Desert!”

Too Much "Pressure" on America's Borders?

John W. Lillpop

After listening to the State of the Union speech by President Bush on January 24, I have been blessed with an extraordinary idea; one with the potential to change the way banking is conducted everywhere.  Forever.

I refer to the president’s statement concerning the illegal alien crisis and America’s open borders.

The president said, in part,  “We cannot fully secure the border unless we take pressure off the border.”

Mind you, there are skeptics who would question the president’s assertion that there is too much “pressure” at the border, given the fact that there are about 30 million illegal aliens squatting in America right now.

Still, I suppose that from Bush’s perspective, America could be blessed with another 100 million illegal aliens or so, were it not for all that “pressure” at the borders.

Remember, George W. Bush is a graduate of the Yale MBA program, so he must know what he is talking about.  Right?

That being the case, I believe we should give the Bush scheme a chance in reforming America’s banking institutions.

Bankers can show their patriotism by making the following changes:

*    Leave all bank vaults wide open, 24/7;

*    Remove all remote video recording and security alarm equipment;

*    Fire all security guards paid to safeguard bank money; and

*    Discontinue the discriminatory practice of performing background     checks on individuals beings considered for employment.

Come on, financial professionals, follow the lead set by our president, and abandon your “stodgy, conservative” image.

Welcome to the Dubya world of “Pressure-free” banking!

Pelosi Greeted by Singing and Dancing in the Streets of Baghdad!

John W. Lillpop

Before the U.S. military invaded Iraq in 2003, confident members of the Bush administration predicted that American troops would be greeted by singing and dancing in the streets.

Vice President Dick Cheney was quoted as saying,  “I really do believe we will be greeted as liberators.

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Ask any Democrat and you will be informed that the vice president was wildly off the mark, and that the Iraqi people actually viewed our brave troops as perfect examples of “The Ugly American.”

Liberals will tell you that no one celebrated the arrival of U.S. forces.

That is, until Speaker Pelosi arrived in Baghdad on Friday.  When word of the Speaker’s arrival spread, Baghdad was inundated with revelers who delivered on the promise that there would be “dancing and singing in the streets.”

Unfortunately, the celebrants were all insurgents, or to be more accurate terrorists, including thugs from Al-Quaeda.  That would be the same Al-Quaeda that Pelosi continues to insist has never been, and will never be, in Iraq.

Others joining in the festive party making include Jihadists sent by Iran’s Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, terrorists sent by Syria’s President Bashar al-Asad, and a special greeting envoy sent by Osama bin Laden.

Pelosi has not been touted by this many criminals and social untouchables since San Francisco natives went ballistic over her reelection last November.

Of course the Iranians, Syrians, Iraqi insurgents, and Osama’s hit men were deliriously happy to see Pelosi in town.  They realize that the Speaker is on their side and will do anything, and everything, to prevent President Bush from winning the war.

In fact, the terrorists regard Pelosi so highly that they had planned to designate her as an honorary imam, the only woman so honored.

But when Pelosi attempted to pull the niqab veil over her head, she found that the garment was about five sizes too small.

Pelosi staffers deny that the Speaker’s head has grown that much since her coronation on January 5.

Dear Dubya: America Don't Need No Stinkin' Reform!

Dear Dubya: America Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Reform!

With all due respect to President George W. Bush and his Mexican underwriters, America does NOT need immigration reform, comprehensive or otherwise.

What this nation desperately needs is a President and Congress that will
apply due diligence on behalf of America, rather than working solely for huge U.S. corporations, illegal aliens, and the Mexican government.

In other words, Mr. Bush, you can solve the immigration nightmare overnight by simply living up to your constitutional responsibility to defend America “against all enemies, foreign and domestic.”

Or to put it more succinctly, Mr. President: Secure our borders and enforce existing immigration laws. Period!

Forget about “comprehensive” reform, which is nothing more than code-speak for amnesty.

The president is reportedly a student of history. Perhaps he would benefit by boning up on recent immigration history.

Namely:

In 1986, the United States adopted the Immigration Reform and Control Act (IRCA) (Simpson-Mazzoli Act, IRCA, and Pub. L. 99-603, Nov. 6, 1986, 100 Stat. 3359). Go here:

IRCA was enacted to reduce illegal immigration, which was a problem for the American economy. Three million illegal aliens were granted amnesty as a result of IRCA.

The new law would have worked–if it had been enforced. Unfortunately, both Democrat and Republican administrations have failed (refused?) to enforce the IRCA.

As a result, twenty years later America is saddled with upwards of an additional 30 million illegal aliens.

Most distressing is the fact that the “surge” from south of the border continues unabated, in spite of 9/11 and the threat posed by terrorists.

Apparently the president would have the American people believe that securing the borders 8,000 miles from home is vital to U.S. homeland security, but that securing our own borders is not vital.

And how can that be, Mr. President?

Is it because, in your mind, illegal aliens are “good hearted, hard working folks” simply looking for a better life?

And does that description also apply to the scores of millions of third-world peasants still in Mexico and other Latin nations, thinking of heading north to America?

All are good hearted and hard working? Without a single Jihadist, or potential terrorist, in their midst?

The 1986-amnesty disaster proves that America needs secured borders and rigid enforcement of our laws.

Or, to put the issue in terms even most illegal aliens could understand:

America don’t need no stinkin’ immigration reform!

John W. Lillpop
San Jose, California

Spring Fever — In January?

Spring Fever–In January?

Now that the cold, gray days of December and January are nearly behind us, it
is time to start musing about, and planning for, spring.

Already, daylight hours are growing longer, little by little, day by day. Precious minutes of extra sunshine are God’s reminder to those of us who hate winter that better days are just around the corner.

There are other signs that spring is about to bless us once again: Plants dormant until now are starting to sprout tiny buds that will soon develop into beautiful flowers of infinite color and splendor. Trees and other vegetation are also showing the beginnings of life that will evolve into magnificent bushes and weeping willows, sooner rather than later.

Indeed, a check of the calendar confirms that Mother Nature is thinking spring: In just seven short weeks, it will officially be spring! Plenty of wonderful things happen during the rituals of spring.

For example, my ex-wife and I were manacled to each other one otherwise pleasant spring afternoon. OK, spring is not limited to wonderful events — sh** happens, even in March!

Still, spring is a joy to behold.

For fanatics like me, late January signals the rebirth of the “greatest game ever played,” that being baseball.

In just three weeks or so, baseball batteries–pitchers and catchers–will report to Spring Training camps in Arizona and Florida. These millionaires with attitude will descend upon cities like Vero Beach, Florida.

And spring is not without it’s screwball ball players. Example: Every spring at least one of baseball’s multi- millionaire superstars misses the opening of training camp in order to take care of “personal business.”

Excuse me, Mr. Superstar. You have had 4.5 months to tend to your personal affairs. You are being paid $20 million a year, but can not manage your life well enough to report to spring training on time?

If I were the general manager involved, I would advise Mr. Superstar that there is only one condition under which an extension would even be considered: That would be if a cardiologist advised the player, in writing, that his only hope for survival was an immediate heart transplant.

Anything less severe would be unacceptable, and the player would be told to get his $20,000,000 butt in gear—and into camp on time!

Spring also means the return of thousands of lively birds, merrily chirping in celebration of the joy of spring.

About seven years ago, a bird couple decided to start their family under the porch light of my home. It was not clear why they chose my porch for parenting, but there was no immediately obvious problem so I did not protest. The birds proceeded to build their nest with twigs from around my home.

Before long, the mother was sitting 24/7 on two eggs in the nest. A couple of weeks later, two baby chicks were screaming for food as mother and father left the nest to find food for the new family members.

And shortly thereafter, the parents and their baby chicks were gone, leaving behind only the tattered twigs remaining in their love nest.

As a novice bird baron, I figured that was it. The birds came, did their thing, and then took their brats away to wherever it is that birds go for spring and summer.

But wonder of wonder, the following spring, a bird couple again decided to build their nest in the exact same spot, under my porch light. And just like the previous year, the birds came, answered the call of nature, and then took the newborn brats elsewhere.

By now I was puzzled: How in the hell did those birds remember my porch light a year later? What was so special about my porch? Did those birdbrains realize that I am an unstable, right wing nutcase who could turn mean at any moment?

Still, I figured that I had seen the last of the birds and would never have to deal with that situation again.

Wonder of wonders of wonders! Come next spring, two birds showed up and started erecting a nest at the very same spot, under that porch light. By now, however, the newness had worn off and this procreating bird act was no longer cute.

So when the couple delivered a few twigs for the nest, I removed the twigs from the porch. This battle of man against nature went on for a few days until the birds finally gave up.

Victory, I enthused! Those damn birds were gone, this time forever!

And they were indeed gone — for that spring.

But when spring arrived the following year, so did a bird couple with mating on their minds. Oblivious to my wishes and past eviction orders, the birds started gathering twigs and assembling a nest in the exact same location — under my porch light.

The sight of those birds doing God’s will, despite the ranting of a rightwing mortal, has caused me to rethink my decision.

As a result, I have concluded that the birds can stay as long as they and their brats are off my porch by the time of the baseball All-star game, which is in mid-July.

So far, so good. The birds come back every spring, do their thing, and then vacate the porch light as per my edict.

Damn, being a powerful white male is fun!

John W. Lillpop
San Jose, California

Is George W. Bush a Mexican Mole?

Is George W. Bush a Mexican Mole?

January 17, 2007 should go down in American history, along with December 7, 1941 and September 11, 2001, as days on which the United States was brutally attacked.

Although America was not physically attacked on January 17, the devastation to our republic was nearly as grave.

For on January 17, 2007, Jose Alonso Compean and Ignacio Ramos, former border patrol agents, will be sent to federal prison for defending the United States against an illegal alien from Mexico as that criminal was attempting to smuggle drugs into America.

Let me repeat: On January 17, 2007, American citizens were sent to prison for defending America against invasion by criminals from Mexico.

Even more distressing is the fact that our president, who has taken an oath to defend and protect America against all enemies, refused to intervene on behalf
of Compean and Ramos, and on behalf of the American people.

This bitterly sad story promises to get much, much uglier.

With anti-American anarchists in control of the United States Congress, President Bush will be able to complete his fire sale of America to business interests by granting amnesty to 20 million illegal aliens.

Fast forward to mid-February, 2007, for a moment:

A breaking news bulletin interrupts regular broadcasting during prime time. Television cameras zoom in on the White House where a historic piece of legislation is being about to become law by virtue of approval by President Bush.

At the center of the stage sits the president, smiling broadly at the Democrats and RINOs who joined him in acting on behalf of Mexico and against the interests of the American people.

The assembled traitors will include Democrat senators Reid, Kennedy, Boxer, and Feinstein, and Republicans Frist and McCain.

The U.S. House will be represented by Speaker Nancy Pelosi, the Sanchez sisters, and other advocates for criminal invaders.

With a stroke of his presidential pen, President Bush will grant legal status to the 20 million illegal alien criminals who have invaded America since 1986, when wholesale amnesty was last granted.

Once Bush is finished, former illegal aliens will comprise anywhere from 3-8% of the total United States population.

Nearly all of the “hardworking, goodhearted” illegal aliens that Bush will legalize will vote Democrat for the remainder of their lives, thereby effectively ending the two party system in America.

Mexicans still living in Mexico, but disenchanted with life there, will see the latest amnesty as a sure sign that invading America can be accomplished with impunity.

It will be abundantly clear that America’s “conservative” president is actually a Mexican mole pretending to be loyal to America.

Scores of millions of additional illegal aliens will head north with little or no concern for U.S. borders and immigration laws.

George W. Bush will go down in history as the president who actively campaigned for the surrender of America to third-world foreigners.

He will be remembered as the president who discarded American sovereignty, rule of law, language, and culture in exchange for cheap lettuce and fruit.

He will also be remembered as the president who sent American men and women 8,000 miles from home to fight for Iraq and Afghanistan, but who refused to defend the American people at our southern border.

As Bush affixes his signature to the amnesty law and congratulates his co-conspirators for their efforts on behalf of 20 million criminals, remember what America did to American citizens Jose Alonso Compean and Ignacio Ramos on January 17.

And say a prayer in remembrance of America’s lost sovereignty and descent into the morass of third-world existence.

John W. Lillpop
San Jose, California

George W. Bush Is America's Worse Enemy

George W. Bush Is America’s Worse Enemy

At 2 p.m. Central Time today, Jose Alonso Compean and Ignacio Ramos, former U.S. Border Patrol agents, must surrender to federal marshals and begin serving prison sentences of twelve and eleven years, respectively.

Compean and Ramos are headed to prison for their actions in a skirmish at the U.S. border with an illegal alien from Mexico who was attempting to smuggle drugs into America.

In other words, Compean and Ramos were doing what President Bush steadfastly refuses to do: Defend American sovereignty and freedom against foreign invasion.

While the lives of Compean and Ramos and their families are ruined forever, their crimes pale in comparison to those committed by President George W. Bush.

Before becoming president, Bush swore to uphold and defend the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic. As president, he is the highest law enforcement official in America, and is obligated to enforce all federal laws.

The U.S. Constitution does not allow the president, who serves at the will of the American people, to arbitrarily decide which laws to enforce and which to ignore.

Unfortunately for Jose Alonso Compean and Ignacio Ramos, America’s forty third president has an economic infatuation with illegal aliens from Mexico and refuses to enforce U.S. borders and immigration laws.

If President Bush had faithfully executed his constitutional responsibility, the ugly scenario that Compean and Ramos fell into might not have happened.

If America had a president who was genuinely concerned with protecting America against terrorism, our borders would have been sealed shut by noon on the morning of September 11, 2001.

If America had a president who was committed to the safety of the American people, all illegal aliens in America on September 11, would have been rounded up and deported as soon as possible.

But America does not have a president who cares about all Americans. Instead, we have elected a man whose greatest priority is to provide his corporate business cronies with slave labor from the third world.

We have elected a man who arrogantly and defiantly says to hell with American language, borders, and culture, and who values cheap labor more highly than winning the war on terror.

In a fair and just world, Jose Alonso Compean and Ignacio Ramos would be recognized as national heroes for defending America against invading criminals.

In that happy world, President Bush would be removed from office for dereliction of duty.

But the world we occupy is neither fair nor just: President George W. Bush, elected by we the people to defend and uphold the Constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic, is in fact, America’s worse enemy.

Is America Ready for Its Second Black President?

Is America Ready for Its Second Black President?

Barack Obama has set America on fire by announcing the formation of an exploratory committee to study a possible presidential bid. The senator from Illinois said he will announce his final decision on Feb. 10.

While the Mainstream Media and most liberals are thrilled at the prospects of an Obama in the White House, there are those who are not exactly infatuated by this turn of events.

The most obvious dissenters would be the Clintons, Hillary Rodham Clinton, and William Jefferson Clinton.

Hillary is not amused by the Obama candidacy because of her own designs on 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. With just two years to go until January 20, 2009, Hillary was ready to sublet contracts for renovation of the White House, including a high-technology security system with a “Bimbo detector” to keep William Jefferson honest.

And William Jefferson is still basking in the glory of being America’s “first black” president. With a “real” black man in the Oval Office, Clinton’s legacy and connections within the black community might be diminished. He might even have to actually spend time in his Harlem office to keep up with Obama.

All of this may be moot if that exploratory committee comes back with a negative recommendation for Obama.

But in all honesty, when was the last time an exploratory committee advised a candidate that his or her chances of winning the White House carried the same statistical probability for success as George W. Bush winning the Nobel Peace prize?

John W. Lillpop
San Jose, California

George W. Bush's Early Hurricane Warning to Louisiana

George W. Bush’s Early Hurricane Warning to Louisiana

(An open Letter)

Dear Governor Blanco and Mayor Nagin:

Where does the time go? Here we are just a few months away from the official start of the 2007 hurricane season. It seems like only yesterday Mother Nature was beating up poor black people in New Orleans and environs.

With your help, I might add.

My purpose in writing in January is to remind you of the inherent dangers in the Big Easy, especially during hurricane season. I hope you are both aware of the fact that New Orleans is below sea level. This fact was repeatedly announced in the news and was on television in August and September of 2005.

Because you are below sea level, flooding is a real possibility if a major hurricane lands in your city. Which reminds me of my next point: Louisiana, including New Orleans, is what we call a “Gulf” state where hurricanes are quite common.

Follow so far? To recap: You are below sea level in a city where major hurricanes can and do happen.

Below seal level+hurricane danger= Possibility of flooding and loss of life and
property.

In reviewing my “lessons learned” file from 2005, I think it wise to pass on a few tips for the new season:

-Michael Brown is no longer with FEMA, so you will not be able to blame your failures on “brownie” this year. In addition, Mr. Chertoff’s days are numbered, so he will probably not be your fall guy this Fall.

-Because my poll numbers are already so putrid, you can blame me all you like. However, it will not make a bit of difference, besides I am “termed out.” It’s in an amendment to the Constitution if you ever have a spare moment to read.

-Mayor Nagin, if you could start moving buses to high ground now, you might save some lives. Waiting until the storm hits and then bitching because your buses are all under water is not good strategery!

-Governor Blanco will you kindly not tell anyone that the levees are OK until someone with normal intelligence can assess the situation? You were no doubt well intentioned last time when you gave the “all clear,” but that faulty call resulted in unnecessary loss of lives and property.

-Mayor Nagin, if you would kindly not tell the media that you have ordered XXX body bags until a normal person has evaluated the situation. In 2005, you announced that 20,000 body bags had been ordered which added to the hysteria of the media and your Democrat pals looking to score political points.

Above all, remember this is not issue about Democrat vs Republican or liberal vs conservative. We are all members of the same team and will sink or swim together. No pun intended.

Until next time, I remain your Faithful Federal Father Figure,

GW

John W. Lillpop
San Jose, California

John W. Lillpop is a recovering liberal, “clean and sober” since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. Pray for John: He lives in the San Francisco Bay Area, where people like Nancy Pelosi are actually considered normal!