Upon first seeing the title of the fine column by Warner Todd Houston, my old, tired eyes misread “Arabic Signs Panic Virginians” as “Arabic Signs Panic Virgins.”
An understandable mistake as one endures the tandem ravages of age and insanity.
But my poor eyesight caused me to consider the following question: Where does Islamic Heaven get all the virgins needed to supply the Islamic brotherhood of suicide bombers and other Muslim martyrs?
If the liberal media are to be believed, George W. Bush eliminates Islamofascists like most people eliminate baked beans. That means that there must be a “virgin shortfall” in Islam heaven. Supply being outstripped by demand, and all that fancy economic stuff one picks up at Yale.
And who knows, perhaps the Jihadist community has decided that “Virginia virgins” fit the bill perfectly for replenishing available stock?
Bottom line: Maybe my eyes are not that bad, after all. Maybe virgins in Virginia should be wary of young, middle-eastern Muslim men who speak Arabic.
But that would be racial profiling. Right?
John W. Lillpop
San Jose, California
John W. Lillpop is a recovering liberal, “clean and sober” since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. Pray for John: He lives in the San Francisco Bay Area, where people like Nancy Pelosi are actually considered normal!
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Arabic Signs Panic Virginia Virgins?
By John W. LillpopUpon first seeing the title of the fine column by Warner Todd Houston, my old, tired eyes misread “Arabic Signs Panic Virginians” as “Arabic Signs Panic Virgins.”
An understandable mistake as one endures the tandem ravages of age and insanity.
But my poor eyesight caused me to consider the following question: Where does Islamic Heaven get all the virgins needed to supply the Islamic brotherhood of suicide bombers and other Muslim martyrs?
If the liberal media are to be believed, George W. Bush eliminates Islamofascists like most people eliminate baked beans. That means that there must be a “virgin shortfall” in Islam heaven. Supply being outstripped by demand, and all that fancy economic stuff one picks up at Yale.
And who knows, perhaps the Jihadist community has decided that “Virginia virgins” fit the bill perfectly for replenishing available stock?
Bottom line: Maybe my eyes are not that bad, after all. Maybe virgins in Virginia should be wary of young, middle-eastern Muslim men who speak Arabic.
But that would be racial profiling. Right?
John W. Lillpop
San Jose, California
John W. Lillpop is a recovering liberal, “clean and sober” since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. Pray for John: He lives in the San Francisco Bay Area, where people like Nancy Pelosi are actually considered normal!
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This entry was posted on December 22, 2006 at 10:52 am and is filed under Commentary. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.