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A Medley of Liberal Xmas Music

By John W. Lillpop

Here on the left coast, liberal radio disc jockeys have just published the top ten songs for celebrating the Xmas season.

All are to the tune of the traditional favorites, and are a mandatory part of the liberal agenda in all public schools. One can graduate to the next grade without speaking or writing English, but knowing the words to these songs is required.

The top 10:

  1. “Obama Man, Obama Man!”
  2. “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus!”
  3. “Rudolph, the People-of-color Nosed Reindeer”
  4. “I’m Dreaming of a Diverse Xmas”
  5. “I’ll Be Homeless for Xmas, George Bush Has Seen to That”
  6. “The Twelve Taxes of Xmas”
  7. “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Kwanza!”
  8. “Away in a Government-funded Day Care Center”
  9. “Little Drummer Transsexual”
  10. “We Wish You a Merry Multicultural Day Off!”

So, you were thinking of moving west? Now what do you think?

John W. Lillpop
San Jose, California

John W. Lillpop is a recovering liberal, “clean and sober” since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. Pray for John: He lives in the San Francisco Bay Area, where people like Nancy Pelosi are actually considered normal!

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5 Responses to “A Medley of Liberal Xmas Music”

  1. rightwingprof Says:
    November 30, 2006 at 3:59 pm

    “Obama Man, Obama Man!”

    Sung to the tune of O Tannebaum, I presume?

  2. Paula Says:
    November 30, 2006 at 6:43 pm

    Where’s “Angels We Have Heard While High” ?

  3. Macker Says:
    December 1, 2006 at 9:52 am

    “O Atom Bomb, O Atom Bomb,
    Your mushroom clouds delight us now…”

  4. PoliticalCritic Says:
    December 1, 2006 at 12:50 pm

    The top 10 Conservative Songs heard…

    10. “O Cheney Man, O Cheney Man”
    9. “I Saw the Head of the Evangelical Church Kissing Santa Claus”
    8. “Rudolph the White-Only Nosed Reindeer”
    7. “I’m Dreaming of a White Person CHRISTmas”
    6. “I’ll Be Away at War for CHRISTmas, George Bush Has Seen to That”
    5. “The Twelve Tax-Evasion Techniques for CHRISTmas”
    4. “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like We’re Using CHRISTmas for Political Points!”
    3. “Away in a War-funded Mansion”
    2. “Little Drummer Transsexual That Mark Foley Emailed”
    1. “We Wish You a Merry No-Bid Contract on CHRISTmas”

  5. scruffysmileyface Says:
    December 13, 2006 at 1:58 pm

    Funny how they always revert back to that no-bid contract, isn’t it? Imagine what they’d have to say if they knew there’s no such thing…

    ~scruff

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