A Medley of Liberal Xmas Music

Here on the left coast, liberal radio disc jockeys have just published the top ten songs for celebrating the Xmas season.

All are to the tune of the traditional favorites, and are a mandatory part of the liberal agenda in all public schools. One can graduate to the next grade without speaking or writing English, but knowing the words to these songs is required.

The top 10:

1. “Obama Man, Obama Man!”
2. “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus!”
3. “Rudolph, the People-of-color Nosed Reindeer”
4. “I’m Dreaming of a Diverse Xmas”
5. “I’ll Be Homeless for Xmas, George Bush Has Seen to That”
6. “The Twelve Taxes of Xmas”
7. “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Kwanza!”
8. “Away in a Government-funded Day Care Center”
9. “Little Drummer Transsexual”
10. “We Wish You a Merry Multicultural Day Off!”

So, you were thinking of moving west? Now what do you think?

John W. Lillpop
San Jose, California

John W. Lillpop is a recovering liberal, “clean and sober” since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. Pray for John: He lives in the San Francisco Bay Area, where people like Nancy Pelosi are actually considered normal!

Jim Webb Takes His Combat Boots to Washinngton, D.C.

Senator-elect Jim Webb, although a Democrat by party, is a conservative at heart. And the man showed his independence and courgage in an early exchange with America’s alleged president, a Republican by party, but a liberal at heart.

Let’s hope that Webb is just as direct and forceful in challenging Bush on his amnesty for criminals program next year.

This link provides more details of Round 1 between Webb and Bush.

John W. Lillpop
San Jose, California

John W. Lillpop is a recovering liberal, “clean and sober” since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. Pray for John: He lives in the San Francisco Bay Area, where people like Nancy Pelosi are actually considered normal!

Brown Is Beautiful? What About Mexico?

Brown may, in fact, be beautiful. But in Mexico these days, pinko seems to be the dominant hue.

In an unbelievable reminder of why Mexico is, and will probably forever remain, a third-world cesspool, earlier this fall President Vicente Fox was unable to deliver his state of the nation speech after leftist lawmakers seized the podium of Congress.
See story:

And with the inauguration of newly elected Felipe Calderon scheduled for December 1, 2006, the speaker of Mexico’s lower house said he may ask for security personnel to ensure President-elect Felipe Calderon can be sworn in after legislators scuffled over control of the congressional dais. Go here:

When he finally delivered his speech on national television on September 2, Fox said, in part: “Whoever attacks our laws and institutions also attacks our history and Mexico,” a veiled reference to leftist presidential candidate Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador.

Can you imagine that? Laws and institutions actually have meaning in Mexico!

What a pity that Fox and other Mexican banditos of his ilk do not have a similar regard for U.S. “laws and institutions.”

Instead, Fox has dumped tens of millions of uneducated, poor illegal aliens on the backs of American taxpayers.

Regrettably, Fox has been willfully aided and abetted in this immoral and illegal conduct by U.S. politicians, including our “conservative” president, many Republican members of Congress, and virtually all Democrats.

Some pundits suggest that Mexico’s political unrest has the potential of escalating into all out civil war and or violence. Thus, U.S. leaders charged with defending the American people should act immediately to secure our borders.

It is also imperative that American leaders “connect the dots” between the anarchy now crippling Mexico and the millions of illegal aliens who marched in the streets of America last April and May to protest the rule of law in this sovereign nation.

Before accepting “Brown is beautiful” as a universal truth, U.S. leaders must recognize that events in Mexico and on the streets of America suggest quite the opposite.

John W. Lillpop
San Jose, California

John W. Lillpop is a recovering liberal, “clean and sober” since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. Pray for John: He lives in the San Francisco Bay Area, where people like Nancy Pelosi are actually considered normal!

10 Blessings Conservatives Should Be Thankful For

No doubt about it, the November 7 elections took some of the luster off the Thanksgiving holiday. The day would have been far worthier of thanks if about 50 more Republicans had prevailed in the U.S. House, and 10 or so more had done likewise in the U.S. Senate.

Still, all is not lost. This is still America, at least until the first week in January when the Democrats take over.

Moreover, there are a few scraps of good news for conservatives to celebrate including:

He Whose Name We Dare Not Speak: Taking Christ out of Christmas

Growing up in America during the 1950s, I usually began to notice the first inklings of the “Christmas Spirit” creeping into my consciousness around Thanksgiving.

Having the “Spirit” meant that one was emotionally ready to celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ, openly and with gusto. This Christmas Spirit overshadowed hatred and enmity, if ever so briefly, and blessed one’s heart with feelings of good will for others; even those normally thought of as adversaries.

We celebrated Christmas enthusiastically in our music, literature, food, and social expressions.

Our joyful celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ was evident in parks, schools, churches, police stations, fire houses, court houses, shopping centers, gasoline stations, post offices, banks, airports, train stations, newspapers, magazines, television shows, restaurants, cocktail lounges, movie theaters, libraries, radio broadcasts, work places, homes, sports stadiums, cemeteries, funeral homes, and other public and private gatherings.

Christmas was everywhere, and nearly everyone seemed friendly and happy during this special season. Christmas offered the promise of hope to the human spirit.

And Christmas was unmistakably Christmas — not some neutered, weak-as-water euphemism.

We sent out Christmas cards, decorated Christmas trees, exchanged Christmas gifts, attended Christmas office parties, went door-to-door singing Christmas carols for complete strangers, and went to Christmas eve services.

And we greeted everyone with a heart-felt Merry Christmas!

Happy Holidays, anyone? Not on your bloody pagan life! We would have been have been genuinely appalled by the mere suggestion that any part of Christmas should be sans the Christ.

When did America change so dramatically — and so wrongly?

To wit, when did:

• Public displays of the Nativity scene become offensive and unconstitutional?
• Wishing someone “Merry Christmas?” become hate speech?
• Christmas cards and Christmas trees become symbols of religious intolerance?
• Beautiful Christmas music like Joy to the World!, Silent Night, and Noel become less important, and more offensive, in America than rap music?
• Halloween become nearly as important as Christmas in the minds of American youth?
• Relieving the inconvenience of a small minority become more important than preserving the long-standing traditions and culture observed by the overwhelming majority of Americans?

In the 1950s, we were often warned that Christmas was becoming too secular and commercial–and not sacred enough. Learned people worried that the real meaning of Christmas — the birth of Jesus Christ — was being obscured by flashing lights, sparkling tinsel, jolly old fat men in silly costumes, out-of-control Charge it Mania, and an unhealthy obsession with the crass at the expense of the spiritual.

In recent years, the ACLU, activist judges, and other liberal extremists have worked tirelessly to remove Jesus Christ from Christmas and into the category of “He Whose Name We Dare Not Speak.”

Although they have succeeded to a certain extent, the liberal attempt to eradicate Jesus Christ from Christmas will ultimately fail.

We can all help to hasten that failure by remembering the real meaning of Christmas, and by letting the Christmas Spirit bless our hearts with the Good News of the gospels.

Merry Christmas to all!

John W. Lillpop
San Jose, California

John W. Lillpop is a recovering liberal, “clean and sober” since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. Pray for John: He lives in the San Francisco Bay Area, where people like Nancy Pelosi are actually considered normal!

GOP Presidential Candidate Wanted for 2008 — Moderates Need Not Apply

As if the November 7 election results were not bad enough, Messrs. John McCain and Rudy Guliani poured salt in those open wounds by announcing that each had authorized an “exploratory committee” to weigh their prospects for the 2008 presidential sweepstakes.

Good grief, hasn’t the GOP suffered enough at the hands of a RINO president and several RINO senators and representatives over the past few years?

Given the fact that McCain is liberal on illegal immigration and coercion of detainees, and Guliani is to the left of center on nearly all major issues, how can either man have any hope of capturing the nomination?

Does the word conservative resonate with anyone these days? Conservative–the type of bloke or blokess who is pro-life, in favor of lower taxes, hawkish on defense, for secure borders, pro-traditional family values, pro-death penalty, pro-conservative judges, and pro-Christianity.

Our ideal bloke or blokess should also be anti-illegal immigration, anti-big government, anti-deficit spending, and anti-same sex marriage.

Just where does a jilted conservative look for representation in 2008?

There are several names that sound good: Tom Tancredo, Matt Romney, Duncan Hunter, and Jeff Sessions to name but a few.

However, the really big question is: Has the time for a viable third party finally arrived? Perhaps a coalition of real conservative Democrats and Republicans can join forces and stage a much-needed political revolution—before those in the liberal and liberal-light camps push the nation into a quagmire of civil upheaval?

John W. Lillpop
San Jose, California

John W. Lillpop is a recovering liberal, “clean and sober” since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. Pray for John: He lives in the San Francisco Bay Area, where people like Nancy Pelosi are actually considered normal!

Grooming Spanish-speaking Terrorists in North Carolina

Khalid Chahhou is in his first and, it turns out, final year as a Spanish teacher in Smithfield, North Carolina. link

Chahhou, who also teaches Arabic at a religious school affiliated with an Islamic association, attempted a very novel approach to teaching when he gave his students a worksheet in which they were to translate words and find them in a word-search puzzle.

In the process of solving the puzzle, students discovered some strange words and phrases.

“There were words like ‘kill,’ then I saw it said ‘destroy America,’” one of the students said.

Students found that the puzzle contained a paragraph that contained the following phrases:

• Sharon killed a lot of innocent people, a possible reference to former Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon.
• Palestine is not a terrorist group, and
• Allah helped destroy this body of evil making humanity miserable.

Smithfield school administrators were not amused, and confronted Chahhou about an unidentified concern Wednesday.

To his credit, Chahhou resigned although he had this to say about the controversial assignment:

“When I made the assignment, I was upset and angry about a story I recently saw on the news. If any message appears, it is more of a message to myself, not to my students. I never meant to hurt or upset any students or parents,” he said.

A word of advice should suffice to our Religion of Peace Spanish instructor:

Stop watching the news, and when the urge to create a hate puzzle possesses you, repeat “Khalid, you are a dim-witted camel jockey” until the urge passes, or until Allah rescues you with a fatal heart attack!

John W. Lillpop
San Jose, California

John W. Lillpop is a recovering liberal, “clean and sober” since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. Pray for John: He lives in the San Francisco Bay Area, where people like Nancy Pelosi are actually considered normal!

Dear Dead Deer: One of Santa's Best and Brightest Falls Prey to Bestiality

As if the news is not already foul enough, a recent case in Wisconsin drags the bar a few notches lower.

Bryan James Hathaway, a 20-year-old Wisconsin man with an apparent out-of-control fondness for venison, has been charged with engaging a deer in an affair of the flesh. It’s called bestiality and is against the law, even in that liberal wasteland known as Wisconsin.

Hathaway, of course, has hired an attorney who is advancing a very unique defense: Because the deer in question was dead at the time, his lawyer argues, Hathaway should not face a misdemeanor rap of sexual gratification with an animal.

By the same warped logic, since the deer is unable to testify otherwise, it must be assumed that the sexual encounter was consensual!

Other relevant facts: The deer was about three years old in animal terms, making it 21 in human terms—clearly not a case of sex with a minor.

By the way, in case there was any question: Wisconsin is a blue state!

John W. Lillpop
San Jose, California

John W. Lillpop is a recovering liberal, “clean and sober” since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. Pray for John: He lives in the San Francisco Bay Area, where people like Nancy Pelosi are actually considered normal!

Is Public Openness the New Imperative in American Politics?

Sens. Barack Obama, D-Ill., and Sam Brownback, R-Kan, have agreed to be tested for HIV in a move the senators hope will remove some of the stigma from HIV testing.

Obama and Brownback are to be commended for exceptional courage by being so transparent and open. Those qualities are often lacking in politicians, which can cause the voting public to lose confidence in our leaders and institutions.

While these two senators have taken the plunge into a bold new world of openness, the American people would be well served if all politicians would slither from behind their facades and into the light of day for public scrutiny — wherever that might lead.

Remember that congressional approval ratings have plummeted to all-time lows. Some voluntary openness might help to upgrade the esteem in which the general public holds members of congress.

To wit, with some rigorous honesty, hard work, and smashing of egomania, most congress folk should be able to achieve a public image at least as positive as incarcerated pedophiles, grave robbers, mainstream media reporters, and other untouchables.

As a start, much could be gained by having some very public luminaries submit to public testing, and by making test results public knowledge.

For example, why not test all politicians named Kennedy for drugs and alcohol?

And we would all sleep better at night if Jack Murtha were tested for dementia and Alzheimer’s. Harry Reid should be tested for congenital lying, and Nancy Pelosi for delusions of grandeur before either is allowed to assume their new responsibilities on January 3, 2007.

And before that awful amnesty bill is rammed down the throats of patriotic Americans, President Bush should be tested to see if he is suffering from a disabling and devastating addiction to cheap illegal labor from Mexico, a malady so severe that it prevents the president from thinking clearly.

Of course, the real test of courage would be to have Democrat Barney Frank and Republican Mark Foley tested for HIV. Now that would be bold!

John W. Lillpop
San Jose, California

John W. Lillpop is a recovering liberal, “clean and sober” since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. Pray for John: He lives in the San Francisco Bay Area, where people like Nancy Pelosi are actually considered normal!

Nancy Pelosi "Drains the Swamp" and Jack Murtha Emerges: Democrats Not Amused!

Holy Moonbat!

Just nine days after Democrats regained control of the U.S. House, Nancy Pelosi, Speaker-elect, wagered all of her prestige, honor, and political capitol in order to support a perfect poster boy for corruption. That would be John Murtha whom Pelosi somehow thought would make a great Majority Leader.

Pelosi’s misstep gives credence to Michael Savage’s argument that “Liberalism is a mental disorder!”

Having just won a bitterly fought election, due in large part to Republican malfeasance, the “Culture of Corruption” watchdog from San Francisco jumped in bed with one of the most sleazy, corrupt politicians in Washington, D.C.

Mind you, given the fact that Pelsoi is sixty-six and on the verge of depleting the world’s supply of botox on her own, John Murtha may very well be the best offer she can hope for. If this were a television series, it would be called “Desperate House Speaker.”

Then again, there must be a more practical answer. For example, maybe Pelosi and John Kerry have been sharing the same bottled water and or Prozac prescription–how else to explain really untoward political clumsiness?

But give House Democrats credit—they throttled Pelosi’s corrupt nominee by a count of 149-86, thereby crowning Rep. Steny Hoyer (D-MD) as Majority Leader.

For those of us who live in the San Francisco Bay Area, a crucial question emerges: Is this just the first round of insane moves by the bug-eyed Speaker from San Francisco?

Are we Bay Area residents destined to suffer through two years of constant humiliation and embarrassment at the hands of this woman whose place should be in the home—but not the House?

John W. Lillpop
San Jose, California

John W. Lillpop is a recovering liberal, “clean and sober” since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. Pray for John: He lives in the San Francisco Bay Area, where people like Nancy Pelosi are actually considered normal!