Archive for September, 2006

Another "Goodhearted, hardworking" Illegal Alien Turns Killer

September 26, 2006

This time the alleged killing involved a Houston, Texas police officer.

Juan Leonardo Quintero, an illegal alien from Mexico, was arrested for the murder. This goodhearted, hardworking thug had been deported in 2004 but came back.

President Bush and the U.S. Congress—When will you shut down our borders to keep third-world killers out of America?

The full story can be found here.

John W. Lillpop
San Jose, California

Another “Goodhearted, hardworking” Illegal Alien Turns Killer

September 26, 2006

This time the alleged killing involved a Houston, Texas police officer.

Juan Leonardo Quintero, an illegal alien from Mexico, was arrested for the murder. This goodhearted, hardworking thug had been deported in 2004 but came back.

President Bush and the U.S. Congress—When will you shut down our borders to keep third-world killers out of America?

The full story can be found here.

John W. Lillpop
San Jose, California

Just How "Slick" Is Bill Clinton? (REVISED)

September 26, 2006

Liberal media spin masters, in cahoots with the Democrat Party, have always alleged that Bill Clinton is the smartest man in Washington , perhaps the entire planet.

According to these pillars of wisdom, Clinton may in fact be the most intelligent being to have ever lived, apparently including Jesus Christ, and excepting only Franklin Roosevelt, Karl Marx, Vladimir Lenin, and Hillary.

The fact that Clinton became ensnared in a sordid affair with a subordinate intern in the White House at the exact same time that his alleged sexual harassment of Paula Jones was being investigated by a special prosecutor and hostile U.S. Congress does not matter.

The fact that Clinton was impeached for perjury and obstruction of justice does not matter.

The fact that Clinton was disbarred from practicing law in Arkansas and prohibited from arguing before the U.S. Supreme Court because of perjury and obstruction of justice does not matter.

The fact that Clinton avoided serving in the U.S. military, but protested America’s involvement in the Vietnam War on foreign soil does not matter.

The fact that Clinton refused to take Osama bin laden into custody on two separate occasions does not matter.

The fact that Clinton destroyed morale in the U.S. military by implementing the “Don’t ask, don’t tell” policy to protect homosexuals does not matter.

The fact that Clinton made the “Don’t ask, don’t tell” policy the first item on his agenda after taking office does not matter.

The fact that Clinton chose to pardon several unsavory characters in the final hours of his term in office does not matter.

The fact that Clinton attempted to ram socialized health care down the throats of the American people by assigning the project to a non-elected, nonmedical ally–his wife Hillary–does not matter.

The fact that Clinton did irreparable harm to an entire generation of American youth by pretending that oral copulation is not really sex does not matter.

The fact that Clinton promoted a reckless, irresponsible attitude toward marital fidelity, promiscuity, and family values does not matter.

The fact that Clinton failed to provide an honorable and decent role model for America’s impressionable does not matter.

Despite all his unintelligent behavior, leftists still regard Clinton as “too smart to measure” when it comes to IQ points. On a “brilliance” scale of 1 to 10, liberals always score Clinton as a 20 or 30.

But given Clinton’s performance on Fox News recently, one suspects that his image as a genius may be subjected to some serious second thinking, even by dedicated leftists. In that interview with Chris Wallace, Clinton came across as small-minded, petty, and silly.

For instance, Clinton attempted to claim that President Bush should have accomplished in eight months what Clinton himself did not do in eight years–namely, put Osama bin Laden out of business. How in the world can a person of “superior intelligence” even utter something so illogical and nonsensical?

Clinton’s emotional outburst on Fox News, including the squinted eyes, pursed lips, purple face, wagging finger, and other intimidating body language bring back memories of his performance(s) when he forcefully asserted ” I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky.”

A person gifted with exceptional intelligence would probably not repeat
the mistakes Clinton made in 1998.

Which leads one to question: Just How “Slick” Is Bill Clinton?
John W. Lillpop
San Jose, California

Just How "Slick" Is Bill Clinton? (REVISED)

September 26, 2006

Liberal media spin masters, in cahoots with the Democrat Party, have always alleged that Bill Clinton is the smartest man in Washington , perhaps the entire planet.

According to these pillars of wisdom, Clinton may in fact be the most intelligent being to have ever lived, apparently including Jesus Christ, and excepting only Franklin Roosevelt, Karl Marx, Vladimir Lenin, and Hillary.

The fact that Clinton became ensnared in a sordid affair with a subordinate intern in the White House at the exact same time that his alleged sexual harassment of Paula Jones was being investigated by a special prosecutor and hostile U.S. Congress does not matter.

The fact that Clinton was impeached for perjury and obstruction of justice does not matter.

The fact that Clinton was disbarred from practicing law in Arkansas and prohibited from arguing before the U.S. Supreme Court because of perjury and obstruction of justice does not matter.

The fact that Clinton avoided serving in the U.S. military, but protested America’s involvement in the Vietnam War on foreign soil does not matter.

The fact that Clinton refused to take Osama bin laden into custody on two separate occasions does not matter.

The fact that Clinton destroyed morale in the U.S. military by implementing the “Don’t ask, don’t tell” policy to protect homosexuals does not matter.

The fact that Clinton made the “Don’t ask, don’t tell” policy the first item on his agenda after taking office does not matter.

The fact that Clinton chose to pardon several unsavory characters in the final hours of his term in office does not matter.

The fact that Clinton attempted to ram socialized health care down the throats of the American people by assigning the project to a non-elected, nonmedical ally–his wife Hillary–does not matter.

The fact that Clinton did irreparable harm to an entire generation of American youth by pretending that oral copulation is not really sex does not matter.

The fact that Clinton promoted a reckless, irresponsible attitude toward marital fidelity, promiscuity, and family values does not matter.

The fact that Clinton failed to provide an honorable and decent role model for America’s impressionable does not matter.

Despite all his unintelligent behavior, leftists still regard Clinton as “too smart to measure” when it comes to IQ points. On a “brilliance” scale of 1 to 10, liberals always score Clinton as a 20 or 30.

But given Clinton’s performance on Fox News recently, one suspects that his image as a genius may be subjected to some serious second thinking, even by dedicated leftists. In that interview with Chris Wallace, Clinton came across as small-minded, petty, and silly.

For instance, Clinton attempted to claim that President Bush should have accomplished in eight months what Clinton himself did not do in eight years–namely, put Osama bin Laden out of business. How in the world can a person of “superior intelligence” even utter something so illogical and nonsensical?

Clinton’s emotional outburst on Fox News, including the squinted eyes, pursed lips, purple face, wagging finger, and other intimidating body language bring back memories of his performance(s) when he forcefully asserted ” I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky.”

A person gifted with exceptional intelligence would probably not repeat
the mistakes Clinton made in 1998.

Which leads one to question: Just How “Slick” Is Bill Clinton?
John W. Lillpop
San Jose, California

Just How "Slick" Is Bill Clinton? (REVISED)

September 26, 2006

Liberal media spin masters, in cahoots with the Democrat Party, have always alleged that Bill Clinton is the smartest man in Washington , perhaps the entire planet.

According to these pillars of wisdom, Clinton may in fact be the most intelligent being to have ever lived, apparently including Jesus Christ, and excepting only Franklin Roosevelt, Karl Marx, Vladimir Lenin, and Hillary.

The fact that Clinton became ensnared in a sordid affair with a subordinate intern in the White House at the exact same time that his alleged sexual harassment of Paula Jones was being investigated by a special prosecutor and hostile U.S. Congress does not matter.

The fact that Clinton was impeached for perjury and obstruction of justice does not matter.

The fact that Clinton was disbarred from practicing law in Arkansas and prohibited from arguing before the U.S. Supreme Court because of perjury and obstruction of justice does not matter.

The fact that Clinton avoided serving in the U.S. military, but protested America’s involvement in the Vietnam War on foreign soil does not matter.

The fact that Clinton refused to take Osama bin laden into custody on two separate occasions does not matter.

The fact that Clinton destroyed morale in the U.S. military by implementing the “Don’t ask, don’t tell” policy to protect homosexuals does not matter.

The fact that Clinton made the “Don’t ask, don’t tell” policy the first item on his agenda after taking office does not matter.

The fact that Clinton chose to pardon several unsavory characters in the final hours of his term in office does not matter.

The fact that Clinton attempted to ram socialized health care down the throats of the American people by assigning the project to a non-elected, nonmedical ally–his wife Hillary–does not matter.

The fact that Clinton did irreparable harm to an entire generation of American youth by pretending that oral copulation is not really sex does not matter.

The fact that Clinton promoted a reckless, irresponsible attitude toward marital fidelity, promiscuity, and family values does not matter.

The fact that Clinton failed to provide an honorable and decent role model for America’s impressionable does not matter.

Despite all his unintelligent behavior, leftists still regard Clinton as “too smart to measure” when it comes to IQ points. On a “brilliance” scale of 1 to 10, liberals always score Clinton as a 20 or 30.

But given Clinton’s performance on Fox News recently, one suspects that his image as a genius may be subjected to some serious second thinking, even by dedicated leftists. In that interview with Chris Wallace, Clinton came across as small-minded, petty, and silly.

For instance, Clinton attempted to claim that President Bush should have accomplished in eight months what Clinton himself did not do in eight years–namely, put Osama bin Laden out of business. How in the world can a person of “superior intelligence” even utter something so illogical and nonsensical?

Clinton’s emotional outburst on Fox News, including the squinted eyes, pursed lips, purple face, wagging finger, and other intimidating body language bring back memories of his performance(s) when he forcefully asserted ” I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky.”

A person gifted with exceptional intelligence would probably not repeat
the mistakes Clinton made in 1998.

Which leads one to question: Just How “Slick” Is Bill Clinton?
John W. Lillpop
San Jose, California

Essential American Truths Hispanics Must Be Made to Understand

September 25, 2006

After watching millions of illegal aliens and advocates protest in the streets of America last April and May, it is clear that many Hispanics, including those here legally, need to understand the following essential truths about America:

  • In 1848, The Treaty of Guadeloupe Hidalgo was ratified by both the US and Mexican Congresses. That Treaty ended any and all claims Mexico had to land now a part of the United States.
  • Any valid property rights claims concerning the Southwest belong to Native American Indians, not Mexicans.
  • America is a sovereign nation, totally independent of Mexico. It has been that way for 158 years and we intend to keep it that way.
  • Brown may be beautiful in Mexico. But in America, we are partial to colors that symbolize freedom under the rule of law. That would be Red, White and Blue.
  • In America, Mexico is considered a FOREIGN nation and Spanish is a FOREIGN language.
  • Being hard-working and good hearted is commendable. But those qualities do NOT entitle anyone to enter America illegally.
  • Bilingualism is cool — provided one of the languages is English. Literacy in only Mexican and Spanish is not cool in America.
  • Celebrating ones cultural heritage is perfectly fine — as long as it does not interfere with complete and prompt assimilation into American culture.
  • U.S. immigration laws exist to protect American citizens & others here legally, not to facilitate a foreigner’s pursuit of a better life, and
  • Those who come to America must adjust to our culture and traditions. We have no obligation or desire to change in deference to foreign newcomers.

Illegal aliens: Take this list with you when you are deported back to Mexico, and share it with other Mexicans considering illegal entry.

Your experience may cause them to reconsider, and that would be a good thing!

John W. Lillpop
San Jose, California

Testing Ones 'Liberal Quotient' On Illegal Immigration

September 25, 2006

Since the debate on illegal immigration is heating up, here is a quiz which will measure one’s ”liberal quotient” on this vital issue. ”Liberal quotient,” of course, is the opposite of ”intelligence quotient” or IQ.


I. Illegal immigration is:

( ) Desperately needed by liberals in order to win elections.
( ) A misnomer. They are actually undocumented Democrats!
( ) Mexico’s chief export.
( ) Not a threat to U.S. homeland security. Why would Mexican peasants destroy the land of free rice and tacos?


II. Border security should be:

( ) Ignored, because we need cheap lettuce.
( ) Ignored, because we need cheap lettuce and more Democrats.
( ) Turned over to Vicente Fox in the name of diversity.
( ) Used to keep Republicans out of the United States.


III. The proposed fence between the United States and Mexico is:

( ) A terrific idea, if built by firms owned by women and minorities.
( ) Unconstitutional. It discriminates against Mexicans too fat to climb over a fence.
( ) “Pork” in Red States, but economic necessity in blue states.


IV. The proposed Guest Worker Program:

( ) Is illegal if it prevents Mexicans from collecting welfare.
( ) Will work if guest workers are required to join a labor union.
( ) Should include free health care, driver’s licenses, college degrees, and interest-free mortgages for illegal aliens.
( ) Sounds like amnesty, but Mexicans here illegally deserve amnesty!


V. Spanish versus English: Mexican illegal immigrants should:

( ) Be required to continue with Spanish as their only language because the Democratic National Committee has printed 30 million ballots in Spanish for the 2008 election.
( ) Be kept English-illiterate to avoid exposure to GOP lies and propaganda.
( ) Be taught ASAP those vital English words and phrases like welfare, food stamps, ACLU, racism, class-action lawsuit, Vote Democrat, six-pack of Cuervo, etc.


VI. Janet Napolitano, the Democrat governor of Arizona:

( ) Was for Illegal Immigration before she was against it.
( ) Was a “stealth” candidate in Mexico’s presidential election in early July.
( ) Thinks ”Minutemen” is a reference to the sexual staying power of Border Patrol agents.


VII. In dealing with massive protests by illegal aliens, the most prudent action would be to:

( ) Send a ”Letter of Unconditional Surrender” to Vicenete Fox along with a fully executed ”Quit Claim Deed to California, Texas, Arizona, and New Mexico.”
( ) Pardon all 20 million illegal aliens with an Executive Order signed by President Bush and approved by Vicente Fox.
( ) Hand out Spanish-language ballots for 2008 with Hillary Clinton’s name prepunched as a vote for president.
( ) Sell forged driver’s licenses and Social Security cards, and use proceeds to buy ads opposing HR 4437.


Well, how did you do? Liberal enough to be considered ”anti-American”? That is the goal of the DNC, you know!

John W. Lillpop
San Jose, California

Testing Ones 'Liberal Quotient' On Illegal Immigration

September 25, 2006

Since the debate on illegal immigration is heating up, here is a quiz which will measure one’s ”liberal quotient” on this vital issue. ”Liberal quotient,” of course, is the opposite of ”intelligence quotient” or IQ.


I. Illegal immigration is:

( ) Desperately needed by liberals in order to win elections.
( ) A misnomer. They are actually undocumented Democrats!
( ) Mexico’s chief export.
( ) Not a threat to U.S. homeland security. Why would Mexican peasants destroy the land of free rice and tacos?


II. Border security should be:

( ) Ignored, because we need cheap lettuce.
( ) Ignored, because we need cheap lettuce and more Democrats.
( ) Turned over to Vicente Fox in the name of diversity.
( ) Used to keep Republicans out of the United States.


III. The proposed fence between the United States and Mexico is:

( ) A terrific idea, if built by firms owned by women and minorities.
( ) Unconstitutional. It discriminates against Mexicans too fat to climb over a fence.
( ) “Pork” in Red States, but economic necessity in blue states.


IV. The proposed Guest Worker Program:

( ) Is illegal if it prevents Mexicans from collecting welfare.
( ) Will work if guest workers are required to join a labor union.
( ) Should include free health care, driver’s licenses, college degrees, and interest-free mortgages for illegal aliens.
( ) Sounds like amnesty, but Mexicans here illegally deserve amnesty!


V. Spanish versus English: Mexican illegal immigrants should:

( ) Be required to continue with Spanish as their only language because the Democratic National Committee has printed 30 million ballots in Spanish for the 2008 election.
( ) Be kept English-illiterate to avoid exposure to GOP lies and propaganda.
( ) Be taught ASAP those vital English words and phrases like welfare, food stamps, ACLU, racism, class-action lawsuit, Vote Democrat, six-pack of Cuervo, etc.


VI. Janet Napolitano, the Democrat governor of Arizona:

( ) Was for Illegal Immigration before she was against it.
( ) Was a “stealth” candidate in Mexico’s presidential election in early July.
( ) Thinks ”Minutemen” is a reference to the sexual staying power of Border Patrol agents.


VII. In dealing with massive protests by illegal aliens, the most prudent action would be to:

( ) Send a ”Letter of Unconditional Surrender” to Vicenete Fox along with a fully executed ”Quit Claim Deed to California, Texas, Arizona, and New Mexico.”
( ) Pardon all 20 million illegal aliens with an Executive Order signed by President Bush and approved by Vicente Fox.
( ) Hand out Spanish-language ballots for 2008 with Hillary Clinton’s name prepunched as a vote for president.
( ) Sell forged driver’s licenses and Social Security cards, and use proceeds to buy ads opposing HR 4437.


Well, how did you do? Liberal enough to be considered ”anti-American”? That is the goal of the DNC, you know!

John W. Lillpop
San Jose, California

Testing Ones 'Liberal Quotient' On Illegal Immigration

September 25, 2006

Since the debate on illegal immigration is heating up, here is a quiz which will measure one’s ”liberal quotient” on this vital issue. ”Liberal quotient,” of course, is the opposite of ”intelligence quotient” or IQ.


I. Illegal immigration is:

( ) Desperately needed by liberals in order to win elections.
( ) A misnomer. They are actually undocumented Democrats!
( ) Mexico’s chief export.
( ) Not a threat to U.S. homeland security. Why would Mexican peasants destroy the land of free rice and tacos?


II. Border security should be:

( ) Ignored, because we need cheap lettuce.
( ) Ignored, because we need cheap lettuce and more Democrats.
( ) Turned over to Vicente Fox in the name of diversity.
( ) Used to keep Republicans out of the United States.


III. The proposed fence between the United States and Mexico is:

( ) A terrific idea, if built by firms owned by women and minorities.
( ) Unconstitutional. It discriminates against Mexicans too fat to climb over a fence.
( ) “Pork” in Red States, but economic necessity in blue states.


IV. The proposed Guest Worker Program:

( ) Is illegal if it prevents Mexicans from collecting welfare.
( ) Will work if guest workers are required to join a labor union.
( ) Should include free health care, driver’s licenses, college degrees, and interest-free mortgages for illegal aliens.
( ) Sounds like amnesty, but Mexicans here illegally deserve amnesty!


V. Spanish versus English: Mexican illegal immigrants should:

( ) Be required to continue with Spanish as their only language because the Democratic National Committee has printed 30 million ballots in Spanish for the 2008 election.
( ) Be kept English-illiterate to avoid exposure to GOP lies and propaganda.
( ) Be taught ASAP those vital English words and phrases like welfare, food stamps, ACLU, racism, class-action lawsuit, Vote Democrat, six-pack of Cuervo, etc.


VI. Janet Napolitano, the Democrat governor of Arizona:

( ) Was for Illegal Immigration before she was against it.
( ) Was a “stealth” candidate in Mexico’s presidential election in early July.
( ) Thinks ”Minutemen” is a reference to the sexual staying power of Border Patrol agents.


VII. In dealing with massive protests by illegal aliens, the most prudent action would be to:

( ) Send a ”Letter of Unconditional Surrender” to Vicenete Fox along with a fully executed ”Quit Claim Deed to California, Texas, Arizona, and New Mexico.”
( ) Pardon all 20 million illegal aliens with an Executive Order signed by President Bush and approved by Vicente Fox.
( ) Hand out Spanish-language ballots for 2008 with Hillary Clinton’s name prepunched as a vote for president.
( ) Sell forged driver’s licenses and Social Security cards, and use proceeds to buy ads opposing HR 4437.


Well, how did you do? Liberal enough to be considered ”anti-American”? That is the goal of the DNC, you know!

John W. Lillpop
San Jose, California

Using Liberalism to Celebrate Ramadan

September 24, 2006

Islam’s holy season of Ramadan begins soon. Most Americans do not really understand Islam or Ramadan, so this is a particularly good time to educate the masses as to the wonders of the “Religion of Peace.”

The test below will measure your liberal quotient on Islam, and will sharpen your liberal perspective just in time for the November elections.

The test:

Ramadan:

( ) Was an Islamic religious ritual thousands of years before being commercialized as a national hotel chain—Ramada Inn—by greedy America capitalists.

( ) Is not covered by the constitutional separation of church and state because our Founding Fathers were all Christian Caucasians—AKA infidels.

( ) Should be observed by non-Muslims, especially obese Americans who need daily fasting just before pigging out at Thanksgiving and Christmas.

( ) Should be a paid, month-long national holiday for union labor and all Democrat operatives with proven liberal credentials.

The Koran:

( ) Specifically identifies G.W. Bush as an alcoholic dyslexic and the anti-Allah.

( ) Is available on CD at Democratic National Committee headquarters.

( ) Should be required reading in K-12 to promote religious diversity and sensitivity, and to offset Judeo-Christian propaganda in the Bible.

( ) Calls for Iran’s Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and Argentina’s Venezuela’s Hugo Chavez to join forces in combating that “evil-doer” G.W. Bush.

Mosques:

( ) Are spiritual sanctuaries reserved for holy communion with Allah, except when being used to plan nuclear attacks on the United States or Israel.

( ) Are managed by skilled curators who are experts in certifying Islamic axes for beheading infidels.

( ) Must never be used to store weapons or ammunition except during time of war. Because of infidels, Islam has always been, and will always be, at war.

( ) Must be attended for Friday prayer, except for Faithful who attend Mosques destroyed by suicide bombers. (Notice: No fair blowing up a Mosque just to get out of Friday prayer!)

The practice of rewarding martyrs with 72 virgins:

( ) Makes far more sense that the Christian myth about a virgin giving birth to a Jew who is come to save the world.

( ) Assures that Allah will always have a large contingent of dedicated, virile young men anxious to give their very lives for the righteous cause of Islam.

( ) Proves that Christians who promote abstinence are extremists who do not understand spirituality in this life nor the one to follow!

( ) Is proof that welfare reform without a commitment to government sponsored vocational training is a failed Republican idea.

So how did you do? Are you ready for some Ramadan?

John W. Lillpop
San Jose, California